So basically, I had been playing Doom 3 for a while just to kill some spare time before dinner. Here I am, somewhere in Central Processing making my way through the heaps of demon corpses. Oh I mean, DEAD, demon corpses. Oh yea, that because I, with all due sincerity that those ugly bastards from Hell deserve, I own!

That being said, there is a reason why you see that splendid display of dead bodies lying on top of each other there: Nitro Gore mod for Doom 3. Function? Your enemies become ungibbable. Don’t know what ungibbable means? Well, basically if you have that mod active, when you kill your enemies they don’t just go through the “burnout” effect and vanish into thin Martian air. No. They just stay there, dead.

Why would anyone want that? Well, some of us (read: relentless game junkies) have this tiny little “thing” for creating a mess out of our enemies. Total annihilation is what jump starts our day. We are basically addicted to a phenomenon better known in the online world as ownage. Other spellings: pwnage, pwn4g3, own4g3 and more as every 1337 (read: leet) dude spells in a unique way.

Useful links:

- Doom 3: Official site
- More info on Doom 3: Wikipedia
- Definition of pwnage: Wikipedia - Nitro Gore mod download: Download.com

And whenever you think about playing Doom 3 from this day forth, remember my name. It will give you immense moral boost to blow the bajesus out of all those ugly creepy dimwits from hell. Or atleast it’ll give you a reliable source to worship. Adios!

Use the EMO bulb!

4 Saturdays have gone by since that dreaded Saturday morning. Life has been torturous at its best. And as if Saturdays weren’t of enough bad repute already, the very name of the day has achieved itself a loathsome meaning. Call it psychology, I have never been anything short of a psycho anyway. Suddenly, in the midst of all things grave, inaudible and inexpressible emotions sound like glass shatters in the wake of the night.

I always told them, “I do not have much time left. I need to hurry.”, as if a subliminal message had housed in my conscience with a familiar sense of gloom. Like a .45 shot in my face, the realization made its assertion - It wasn’t my time I had been talking about.

They say pretense gets you killed. I can only hope their words find a meaning for once. For the same pretense has helped me hold on. They say, if you lie too much, sooner or later you start to believe yourself. It’s amusing, it doesn’t take too long to turn your heart into stone if only you’ve been pushed so far to lie to yourself. “I, am made of stone.” Few days later, I really am. Ironic. Life always is.

Dwelling in a shell filled with foreboding, with each beat a bleeding heart sings a vengeful song. Breathes in fire, breathes out venom. The last time I checked, it was bad luck to see a blood hungry monster staring at you, when you looked in the mirror.

The last, time I checked.

Spent the whole evening listening to Descending by Lamb Of God from the album Sacrament, over and over again, and continuing through the night. Something that Randy Blythe says in the chorus of the song appeals to me a little too much:

This God that I worship, this demon I blame. Conspire as one, exactly the same. It’s exactly the same.

Anyway, I had been working on the About section of portfolio last night when I made a set of these nifty little album cover icons of my all time favorite rock/metal albums. Feel free to view, share, use as you please. No commercial use intended. Just a token of love from me for all the excellent music these blessed artists have given us through the years and continue to do so every day.

Enjoy!

With the help of my dear friend John Kirk, I have successfully upgraded to English 2.0. Yes, you read it right. Web 2.0 is passé. English 2.0 is the new kick. Here are some words from the new dictionary:

buggerizitis n. Med. An inflammatory ailment that arises when one has to step on a cockroach seven times in order to kill it. Results in itching and swearing.

extrapwnignition n. 1. Excessive bulge in the rear end of human buttocks due to metabolic disorders arising due to excessive viewing of HBO and an unhealthy overdose of potato chips with beer and constant yelling at the wife asking her to move her butt away from in front of the TV. 2. Involuntary bowel movements due to invalid manipulations in the pitch of a human fart. 3. Anal leakage due to excessive pwnage experienced while playing Need For Speed Underground 2 against PhoeniX; the occurence of this.

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Somethings that will never change about schools and school authorities: Their fear of guys with real balls! Read on.

Matt Barton, Leader-Post
Published: Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Kieran King’s views on marijuana have led to his suspension from Wawota Parkland School.

King said he was threatened with police action by Principal Susan Wilson previously after making the case that marijuana was less harmful than alcohol.

“In my opinion, cannabis is safer than they say, it is not worse than alcohol or tobacco,” said King, a 15-year-old Grade 10 student.

Wilson accused King of using and selling marijuana at school, according to a media release issued by the Saskatchewan Marijuana Party. King has offered to submit to a voluntary drug test to prove otherwise.

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Q. Who is Slinky?

A. Slinky is a creature of all citrus goodness. I mean, he’s frikkin orange! He has no eyes, but can still see. He has no ears, but can still hear. He has no mouth (or any other gross orifices for that matter) but can still produce somewhat communicative sounds. He has no legs but his super elastic body has one of the cutest walk cycles ever. Well, it’s not really a walk cycle. It’s more of a hop cycle! And he can bend far better than the best of pornstars out there!
Q. Why is he a HE?

A. Cuz I made him so. BBQ now!

Q. What’s that funky-looking purple thing of ding?

A. Well that’s Cubah - another character in the Slinky series. Cubah is basically a cube and yes, he is super elastic too AND YES, he is a he too AND YES, he can bend, stretch and contract into whatever he feels like AND YES, he can feel too AND YES, oh well…

Q. Are all characters in the series going to be male?

A. Well, NO, you homophobe! Soon we’ll have Shes and other not-really-so-mentionables running around.

Q. But I still don’t understand what the heck this is all about! Explain please?

A. Tada! Slinky series will consist of at least 5-6 episodes that will have Slinky interacting with other such object characters. It’s an object-animation series I’m currently working on. Conveying emotions and communicative messages using no expressions, only body language. To tell you the truth, it’s super fun making it all! The animation for the first episode is complete and now I will start on the intro and outro of the episode(s). Once done, I’ll quickly glue the intro, the main animation and the outro together to form a complete episode. Upon completion of this, Slinky will be shown to the world in all his kooky, stupid, inane but altogether funny ways!

So basically, get ready poopitos!

No no no, this is nothing emo/gothic/dark, nothing relating to macabre/horror/psychological. Not at all, no.

It’s actually about something far simpler and far less delicious (yes I know, I’m a little twisted) than all that good stuff. It’s about the…

Indian heat

Gawsh! What an inferno Delhi has become. The temperature soared over 46° C today, here in the city and reached 49.5° C at the Palam airport. Such temperatures arrived a little too early this year and it’s just unbearable, understating too much, of course. No refuge staying indoors, no comfort strolling outdoors in the evening or even at night when it’s usually much much cooler.

The heat is so high that most air conditioning systems have already failed. We have two air conditioners at our place - a Hitachi 1.75 ton and a General 1.8 ton. The Hitachi, being very slightly inferior to General, has an upper limit of 42°-43° of tolerance. For the past few days it’s been so hot, even the compressor can’t handle it after a 30-60 minute run and starts to vibrate violently owing to the excessive heat and low voltage making a most horrific sound. Thank God that the General can still lift the load easily under the most terrible of conditions. For it is only because of that AC, that we can sleep at night.

The rooms get so hot that one can’t lie down on the bed, for the mattresses start emitting all the absorbed heat and it literally feels like lying on top of a stream of flames. I’m covered in sweat and grime and my beard and hair feel like they’re being pulled second after second. What a horrible feeling. And this is supposed to continue for at least 20 more days. Talk about being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

So, what say? You up for some home made, slow roasted human flesh? Don’t worry, we only serve me while this lasts. I’m young and taste incredibly good!

Keep it clean. Please.

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So I finally headed over to IconBuffet today. People and friends had been nagging me for the longest of times but I just couldn’t get enough time to check it out.

Out of nowhere I just had this urge to visit the place and bang, I was a fan within an instant. Awesome site design, awesome content and probably the best and most active and the kindest crowd I’ve ever seen. A MUST check-out community.

This community is so active I used up all my tokens within 5 minutes of registering there. And it is still growing on me. You should check it out too.

Check em out here: IconBuffet

You see that little potion bottle beside each title? It was sent to me (as a set) by a friend on the site.